I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET

lordnarwhal

IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”

k-k-katelyn

WAIT WHAT

8bittishpikachu

OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED

brownestochre-deactivated202002

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I may never recover from finding out today that Winona Ryder married Keanu Reeves while filming in Romania in 1992 and legit does not know if it was legally binding or not,,, 25 years later and she’s just like lol idk
Anonymous

I BEG YOUR PARDON

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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING JOURNALISM

They brought in an actual priest to perform the ceremony for the film. The priest told them that the ceremony was legally binding in Romania and he would have to divorce them the next day. Due to the filming schedule, though, they never had a chance to have the priest come back and annul the wedding.

What… in the fuckery

me: i should be nice to someone and make sure they’re okay

them: *reacts in a way i was not expecting*

me: Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

Have you ever cried so much that your eyes get so swollen, and your head hurts so bad, it’s throbbing and you feel if you continue crying your head will explode? But you just can’t stop and it hurts, it hurts so much it aches in your bones, you feel it in your soul and you swear the pain itself is enough to kill you but it doesn’t and after you’re done crying you just lay there feeling so damn numb and empty?

If so I am so so sorry.